thebootydiaries:

guys I’m not even kidding if you wanna be friends message me

(Source: cravingcalifornia, via teenagerposts)

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(Source: queenpipper, via incest-and-fetish)

(Source: outraged, via outraged)

I’m ready to die

coltre:

I can’t imagine someone getting sweaty hands or feeling butterflies in their stomach when they look at me like I can’t imagine myself being the object of someone’s late night love fantasy

(via hellish-b0y)

catknip:

have you ever tried to write a diary it’s freakin hard and all the movies lied ok

(Source: v-ielle, via encourage)

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

(via teenagerposts)

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your

fUCK

(Source: shalrath, via teenagerposts)

ezramillersposts:

itsskyez:

4a0000:

The moon has known me all my life

this is the most comforting thing I’ve read so far in 2018

(via encourage)